(228a2f1cb26b85bc): Cut both in half, attach corresponding female parts. You win.
(f840593840b6255b): For about 30 seconds
(2602168078a4b58e): This isnt that hard... the mermaids mouth can be used as a cock holster just as well as the reverse-mermaids vagina. Plus the mermaid is a lot easier to look at.
(1157277c4d1e98d1): BJs ftw
(0484df873c822435): Sounds like winning all around
(849c87ae6d4b553a): I concur.

Latest comments:

(f11975f59ec08bac) Wow, you're so cool african-american. Your pants are too high, supposed to be around your knees. Go knock up a fat obese white girl while you're at it. Keep dealing crack to your own people, have fun with your dubs on a car worth 5.
(f11975f59ec08bac) The shit that only mexicans think is cool..oh boy. What a bunch of retards.
(d571394670f85c89) wow, all i got to say
(5ca2f3946c0c8f34) i want to see this crash
(5ca2f3946c0c8f34) inverted ftw. fuck all your normies...